Wednesday, May 27, 2009
What will you do?
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
小女孩 Call In 點歌
小女孩:我可以點歌嗎?
播音員:可以呀!妳想點給誰聽?
小女孩:我想點給我媽媽聽
播音員:好乖!妳幾歲?
小女孩:我十歲
播音員:十歲?!才國小三年及是吧?妳該不會是點童謠吧?
小女孩:我點給媽媽聽的,不是童謠啦!
播音員:那為什麼會想點給媽媽聽?
小女孩:我媽媽很辛苦,星期一到星期五都要加班到很晚才回家,回到家還要整理家
務,整理完後還要檢查我的作業,幫我復習功課,又預習功課,都要到半夜
才能睡覺,很累!
播音員:哇!光聽就很累。
小女孩:而且星期六、日好不容易休假,媽媽都還到書局找各種練習題回來給我
做,幾乎是從來不休息的,這樣犧牲休假不是很可惜嗎?
播音員:這倒是真的。妳想點誰的歌?
小女孩:是辛曉琪的歌
播音員:不錯喔,曲風成熟有韻味,妳媽咪一定會很喜歡而且感動,說不定會掉眼
淚呢!快告訴我是那一首?我一定也會感同深受掉眼淚。
小女孩:是『女人何苦為難女人』
播音員:%#$!*@..
母亲一生的八个谎话
男孩长身体的时候,勤劳的母亲常用周日休息时间去县郊农村河沟里捞些鱼来给孩子们补钙。鱼很好吃,鱼汤也很鲜。孩子们吃鱼的时候,母亲就在一旁啃鱼骨头,用舌头舔鱼骨头上的肉渍。男孩心疼,就把自己碗里的鱼夹到母亲碗里,请母亲吃鱼。母亲不吃,母亲又用筷子把鱼夹回男孩的碗里。母亲说,孩子,快吃吧,我不爱吃鱼!――母亲撒的第二个谎。
上初中了,为了缴够男孩和哥姐的学费,当缝纫工的母亲就去居委会领些火柴盒拿回家来,晚上糊了挣点分分钱补点家用。有个冬天,男孩半夜醒来,看到母亲还躬着身子在油灯下糊火柴盒。男孩说,母亲,睡了吧,明早您还要上班呢。母亲笑笑,说,孩子,快睡吧,我不困!――母亲撒的第三个谎
高考那年,母亲请了假天天站在考点门口为参加高考的男孩助阵。时逢盛夏,烈日当头,固执的母亲在烈日下一站就是几个小时。考试结束的铃声响了,母亲迎上去递过一杯用罐头瓶泡好的浓茶叮嘱孩子喝了,茶亦浓,情更浓。望着母亲干裂的嘴唇和满头的汗珠,男孩将手中的罐头瓶反递过去请母亲喝。母亲说,孩子,快喝吧,我不渴!――母亲撒的第四个谎。
父亲病逝之后,母亲又当爹又当娘,靠着自己在缝纫社里那点微薄收入含辛茹苦拉扯着几个孩子,供他们念书,日子过得苦不堪言。胡同路口电线杆下修表的李叔叔知道后,大事小事就找岔过来打个帮手,搬搬煤,挑挑水,送些钱粮来帮补男孩的家里。人非草木,孰能无情。左邻右舍对此看在眼里,记在心里,都劝母亲再嫁,何必苦了自己。然而母亲多 年来却守身如玉,始终不嫁,别人再劝,母亲也断然不听,母亲说,我不爱!――母亲撒的第五个谎
男孩和她的哥姐大学毕业参加工作后,下了岗的母亲就在附近农贸市场摆了个小摊维持生活。身在外地工作的孩子们知道后就常常寄钱回来补贴母亲,母亲坚决不要,并将钱退了回去。母亲说,我有钱!――母亲撒的第六个谎
男孩留校任教两年,后又考取了美国一所名牌大学的博士生,毕业后留在美国一家科研机构工作,待遇相当丰厚,条件好了,身在异国的男孩想把母亲接来享享清福却被老人回绝了。母亲说,我不习惯!――母亲撒的第七个谎
晚年,母亲患了胃癌,住进了医院,远在大西洋彼岸的男孩乘飞机赶回来时,术后的母亲已是奄奄一息了。母亲老了,望着被病魔折磨得死去活来的母亲,男孩悲痛欲绝,潸然泪下。母亲却说,孩子,别哭,我不疼。――母亲撒的第八个谎
不论你多富有,不管你官多大,到什么时候也离不开咱的妈....愿天下父母平安度春秋....... 珍惜母亲的每一个谎言,好好的对待父母,很多东西,失去后才得来的珍贵代价太大.所以一定要好好的爱我们的父母~
如果我還一直深愛著你...你是否還會待在我身邊?
如果我還一直在乎著你...你是否會再多看我一眼? 是否我已不存在了...你才感覺的到我的離開? 是否我已離開了....你才感覺的到我對你的好? 在此祝福全天下父母平安度春秋~~'
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母亲一生的八个谎话——看完请不要流泪
儿时,小男孩家很穷,吃饭时,饭常常不够吃,母亲就把自己碗里的饭分给孩子吃。母亲说,孩子们,快吃吧,我不饿!――母亲撒的第一个谎
男孩长身体的时候,勤劳的母亲常用周日休息时间去县郊农村河沟里捞些鱼来给孩子们补钙。鱼很好吃,鱼汤也很鲜。孩子们吃鱼的时候,母亲就在一旁啃鱼骨头,用舌头舔鱼骨头上的肉渍。男孩心疼,就把自己碗里的鱼夹到母亲碗里,请母亲吃鱼。母亲不吃,母亲又用筷子把鱼夹回男孩的碗里。母亲说,孩子,快吃吧,我不爱吃鱼!――母亲撒的第二个谎。
上初中了,为了缴够男孩和哥姐的学费,当缝纫工的母亲就去居委会领些火柴盒拿回家来,晚上糊了挣点分分钱补点家用。有个冬天,男孩半夜醒来,看到母亲还躬着身子在油灯下糊火柴盒。男孩说,母亲,睡了吧,明早您还要上班呢。母亲笑笑,说,孩子,快睡吧,我不困!――母亲撒的第三个谎
高考那年,母亲请了假天天站在考点门口为参加高考的男孩助阵。时逢盛夏,烈日当头,固执的母亲在烈日下一站就是几个小时。考试结束的铃声响了,母亲迎上去递过一杯用罐头瓶泡好的浓茶叮嘱孩子喝了,茶亦浓,情更浓。望着母亲干裂的嘴唇和满头的汗珠,男孩将手中的罐头瓶反递过去请母亲喝。母亲说,孩子,快喝吧,我不渴!――母亲撒的第四个谎。
父亲病逝之后,母亲又当爹又当娘,靠着自己在缝纫社里那点微薄收入含辛茹苦拉扯着几个孩子,供他们念书,日子过得苦不堪言。胡同路口电线杆下修表的李叔叔知道后,大事小事就找岔过来打个帮手,搬搬煤,挑挑水,送些钱粮来帮补男孩的家里。人非草木,孰能无情。左邻右舍对此看在眼里,记在心里,都劝母亲再嫁,何必苦了自己。然而母亲多 年来却守身如玉,始终不嫁,别人再劝,母亲也断然不听,母亲说,我不爱!――母亲撒的第五个谎
男孩和她的哥姐大学毕业参加工作后,下了岗的母亲就在附近农贸市场摆了个小摊维持生活。身在外地工作的孩子们知道后就常常寄钱回来补贴母亲,母亲坚决不要,并将钱退了回去。母亲说,我有钱!――母亲撒的第六个谎
男孩留校任教两年,后又考取了美国一所名牌大学的博士生,毕业后留在美国一家科研机构工作,待遇相当丰厚,条件好了,身在异国的男孩想把母亲接来享享清福却被老人回绝了。母亲说,我不习惯!――母亲撒的第七个谎
晚年,母亲患了胃癌,住进了医院,远在大西洋彼岸的男孩乘飞机赶回来时,术后的母亲已是奄奄一息了。母亲老了,望着被病魔折磨得死去活来的母亲,男孩悲痛欲绝,潸然泪下。母亲却说,孩子,别哭,我不疼。――母亲撒的第八个谎
不论你多富有,不管你官多大,到什么时候也离不开咱的妈....愿天下父母平安度春秋....... 珍惜母亲的每一个谎言,好好的对待父母,很多东西,失去后才得来的珍贵代价太大.所以一定要好好的爱我们的父母~
如果我還一直深愛著你...你是否還會待在我身邊?
如果我還一直在乎著你...你是否會再多看我一眼? 是否我已不存在了...你才感覺的到我的離開? 是否我已離開了....你才感覺的到我對你的好? 在此祝福全天下父母平安度春秋~~'
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母亲一生的八个谎话——看完请不要流泪
儿时,小男孩家很穷,吃饭时,饭常常不够吃,母亲就把自己碗里的饭分给孩子吃。母亲说,孩子们,快吃吧,我不饿!――母亲撒的第一个谎
男孩长身体的时候,勤劳的母亲常用周日休息时间去县郊农村河沟里捞些鱼来给孩子们补钙。鱼很好吃,鱼汤也很鲜。孩子们吃鱼的时候,母亲就在一旁啃鱼骨头,用舌头舔鱼骨头上的肉渍。男孩心疼,就把自己碗里的鱼夹到母亲碗里,请母亲吃鱼。母亲不吃,母亲又用筷子把鱼夹回男孩的碗里。母亲说,孩子,快吃吧,我不爱吃鱼!――母亲撒的第二个谎。
上初中了,为了缴够男孩和哥姐的学费,当缝纫工的母亲就去居委会领些火柴盒拿回家来,晚上糊了挣点分分钱补点家用。有个冬天,男孩半夜醒来,看到母亲还躬着身子在油灯下糊火柴盒。男孩说,母亲,睡了吧,明早您还要上班呢。母亲笑笑,说,孩子,快睡吧,我不困!――母亲撒的第三个谎
高考那年,母亲请了假天天站在考点门口为参加高考的男孩助阵。时逢盛夏,烈日当头,固执的母亲在烈日下一站就是几个小时。考试结束的铃声响了,母亲迎上去递过一杯用罐头瓶泡好的浓茶叮嘱孩子喝了,茶亦浓,情更浓。望着母亲干裂的嘴唇和满头的汗珠,男孩将手中的罐头瓶反递过去请母亲喝。母亲说,孩子,快喝吧,我不渴!――母亲撒的第四个谎。
父亲病逝之后,母亲又当爹又当娘,靠着自己在缝纫社里那点微薄收入含辛茹苦拉扯着几个孩子,供他们念书,日子过得苦不堪言。胡同路口电线杆下修表的李叔叔知道后,大事小事就找岔过来打个帮手,搬搬煤,挑挑水,送些钱粮来帮补男孩的家里。人非草木,孰能无情。左邻右舍对此看在眼里,记在心里,都劝母亲再嫁,何必苦了自己。然而母亲多 年来却守身如玉,始终不嫁,别人再劝,母亲也断然不听,母亲说,我不爱!――母亲撒的第五个谎
男孩和她的哥姐大学毕业参加工作后,下了岗的母亲就在附近农贸市场摆了个小摊维持生活。身在外地工作的孩子们知道后就常常寄钱回来补贴母亲,母亲坚决不要,并将钱退了回去。母亲说,我有钱!――母亲撒的第六个谎
男孩留校任教两年,后又考取了美国一所名牌大学的博士生,毕业后留在美国一家科研机构工作,待遇相当丰厚,条件好了,身在异国的男孩想把母亲接来享享清福却被老人回绝了。母亲说,我不习惯!――母亲撒的第七个谎
晚年,母亲患了胃癌,住进了医院,远在大西洋彼岸的男孩乘飞机赶回来时,术后的母亲已是奄奄一息了。母亲老了,望着被病魔折磨得死去活来的母亲,男孩悲痛欲绝,潸然泪下。母亲却说,孩子,别哭,我不疼。――母亲撒的第八个谎
不论你多富有,不管你官多大,到什么时候也离不开咱的妈....愿天下父母平安度春秋....... 珍惜母亲的每一个谎言,好好的对待父母,很多东西,失去后才得来的珍贵代价太大.所以一定要好好的爱我们的父母~
如果我還一直深愛著你...你是否還會待在我身邊?
如果我還一直在乎著你...你是否會再多看我一眼? 是否我已不存在了...你才感覺的到我的離開? 是否我已離開了....你才感覺的到我對你的好? 在此祝福全天下父母平安度春秋~~'
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母亲一生的八个谎话——看完请不要流泪
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Friday, May 01, 2009
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Point of life
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Thought
Friday, April 17, 2009
Our ex-PM Dr M is trying to make money through bloging too
I am surfing the internet and coming to an interesting article, it was about our ex-PM blog that he has set up and attract a lot of traffic who those still regard him as "god". Apparently he is making good money from the blog with the advertisement scheme. If take a look at the screen captured above, he is charging proton for the top banner of Proton Exora for RM12,000 for 7 days of advertisement. Just in case you are curious, the charges are as follow:
- Side Box - 170px x 200px - RM5,000/month
- Top Banner - 728px x 90px - RM12,000/month
- Discounts available for advertising periods of one month & above.
- All advertising positions are on rotating basis with a maximum of 5 ads.
- Rates quoted above are on a per banner/day basis, minimum of 7 days.
- For banner designs, a fee of RM70 per design will be charged. Design fees will be waived for advertising campaigns of above RM2500.
- Ads in Top Banner & Tower Box positions will appear in the Main Page & Inside Page .
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Easter Holiday at Lakes Entrance

On the second day morning, we rented a boat to ride on our own. It was pretty exciting as this is the first time we ride a boat on our own.. Hahaha.. eventhough it is just a boat that can go as fast as 5 knot/ hour. But I guess for someone who never be "captain" of the boat before, it is good enough to satisfy our "childhood dream".

On the third day of stay, We decided to follow what majority of people is doing over there. Get ourself a fishing rod and start fishing like the rest... however, it can never be like the rest.. as this is the first time I go on fishing, a lot of funny things happend :P I put the string from the wrong side and cause the whole fishing rod to jam :P I cannot hook the bait correctly, each time when I do my casting, I lost my bait... I become the laughingstock for both of my sisters.. :( But after much practise, I finally improve... I can hook my bait better and I can cast further then I thought :P Will post more photos after I process it .. :)
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
What is this??
墨尔本的钱柜
Friday, April 03, 2009
New words from theage.com
Debris = Noun:
1. The remains of something that has been destroyed or broken up.
Melbourne Airport closed its tarmac for a short time this morning.
Tarmac= Noun:
1. A paving material of tar and broken stone; mixed in a factory and shaped during paving.
2. A paved surface having compressed layers of broken rocks held together with tar.
Verb:
1. Surface with macadam
Macadam=Noun:
1. Broken Stone used in macadamized roadways.
2. A paved surface having compressed layers of broken rocks held together with tar.
Singapore Airline promotion for Australia
New words
balmy = Adjective :
1. Mild and pleasant " Balmy days and nights"
2. (archaic) Informal or slang term for mentally irregular " it used to drive my husband balmy"
Extract from news : "Boy, 12, at the centre of state care furore"
Furore = Noun :
1. An interest followed with exaggerated zeal
2. A sudden outburst ( as of protest)
Zeal = Noun :
1.A feeling of strong eagerness ( Usually in favour of a person or cause) " he felt a kind of religious zeal"
2. Excessive fervour to do something or accomplish some end "he had an absolute zeal for litigation"
3. Prompt willingness " they disliked his zeal in demonstrating his superiority"
Fervour= Noun:
1. Feelings of great warmth and intensity
2. The state of being emotionally aroused and worked up.
Thursday, April 02, 2009
How to Open Excel Files in a New Instance.
How to Open Excel Files in a New Application Instance
By default, when you try to open an Excel file by double-clicking it in Windows Explorer, it will open in an already existing instance of Excel. But sometimes, you want it to open in a new instance and even make it the default behavior.
The following steps will allow you to do that.
STEP 1. In Windows Explorer, select Tools->Folder Options. In the Folder Options Dialog, go to the File Types tab and look for the XLS file type. Then, click on the Advanced button.
STEP 2. In the Edit File Type Dialog that opens up, click on the New… button.
STEP 3. Give the new action a name like “Open in New App Instance” or even “My Own Open”. Click on Browse and look for the Excel Executable. If you used the default installation paths, just paste this (make sure you include the double quotes):
“C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\OFFICE11\EXCEL.EXE” “%1″
STEP 4. Click on OK to close the New Action Dialog. Click OK to close the Edit File Type Dialog. And finally click on Close to close the Folder Options Dialog.
Now, when you right click on an Excel file, you will see something like this:
You will see that your new action is now available in the right click menu for Excel files. When you double-click the Excel file, it opens in the default behavior (i.e., in an existing instance of Excel). But if you right click and the click on your new action, it opens in a new Excel instance.
If you want your action to be the default action on double click, just go back to the Edit File Type dialog (Step 2 above). Select your action. Then click on the Set Default button. Your action will turn to bold and it is now the default action. Double clicking an Excel file opens in a new Excel application instance.
Monday, March 30, 2009
A vocab a day.. it should make my day :)
Emblematic = Adjective : 1. Serving as visible symbol for something abstract " a crown is emblematic of royalty" 2. Being or serving as an illustration of a type " The free discussion that is emblematic of democracy"
Angst = Noun: 1. An acute but unspecific feeling of anxiety; usually reserved for philosophical anxiety about the world or about a personal freedom.
Funk = Noun : 1. A state of nervous depression " he was in a funk" 2. An earthy type of jazz combining it with blues and soul; has a heavy bass line that accentuates the first beat in the bar.
Verb : Draw back, as with fear or pain.
Things to improve in 2009
Recently I read through a suicide note of a Singaporean doctor in Melbourne... Just a short note to farewell from his families and friends.. I found that I hardly recognise some of the words he used.. It is pretty embarrassing for a working adult that already on the job for more than 10 years. I guess due to the nature of the job, I seldom have the express myself in written. What's more I will try by all means to avoid myself from having to write a presentation or report to anyone. I guess it is time to quit being an 'ostrich" and face it with courage.
I thought it might be a good idea to take note of what are the new vocab that I have learned.
Jettison = Verb: 1. Throw away, of something emcumbering 2. Throw as from an aeroplane.
brevity = Noun : 1. The use of brief expressions, 2. The attribute of being brief and fleeting.
resentment = Noun : A feeling of deep and bitter anger and ill-will
stemmed = Adjective : 1. Having a stem or stems or having a stem as specified, often userd in combination " stemmed goblets", "long-stemmed roses" 2. (of plants) producing a well-developed stem above ground. 3. Having the stem removed "Stemmed berries"
Stem = Verb : 1. Grow out of, have root in, originate in " The increase in the national debt stems from the last war" 2. Cause to point inward "Stem your skis" 3. Stop the flow of a liquid "stem the tide" 4. Remove the stem from "For automatic natural language processing, the words must be stemmed"
utter = Verb : 1. Articulate, either verbally or with a cry, shout or noise " he uttered a curse" 2. Express audibly; utter sounds ( not necessarily words) " he uttered strange sounds that nobody could understand" 3. Express in Speech 4. Put into circulation "utter counterfeit currency"
Adjective : 1. Without qualification, used informally as ( often pejorative) intensifiers " utter nonsense" 2. Complete "utter seriousness"
Perpetuate = Verb: 1. Cause to continue or prevail " Prepetuate a myth"
Trait= Noun : 1. A distinguishing feature of your personal nature.
unsavory = Adjective : 1. Morally offensive "an unsavory reputation"; " an unsavory scandal"
Repulse= Verb : 1. Force or drive back 2. Be Repellent to; cause aversion in 3. Cause to move back by force or influence.
Noun : 1. An instance of driving away or warding off.
Reared= Verb : Stand up on the hind legs, of quadrupeds "The horse reared in terror" 2. Provide for and care during childhood 3. Rise up 4. Cause to rise up 5. Contruct, build or erect.
Perpertrate= Verb : Perform an act, usually with a negative connotation "perpetrate a crime"
Connotation = Noun : 1. What you must know in order to determine the reference of an expression 2. An idea that is implied or suggested.
Crux = Noun : 1. A small conspicuous constellation in the southern hemisphere in the milky wayt near Centaurus.
Noun : The most important point.
dogmata = Noun : 1. A religious doctrine that is proclaimed as true without proof. 2. A doctrine or code of beliefs accepted as authoritative " he believed all the Marxist dogma"
Facade = Noun : 1. The face or front of a building 2. A showy mispresentation intended to conceal something unpleasant.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Lawn Mowing season is here again..
Friday, March 13, 2009
Another winning day...
IS ........ the.eeee.... POWERBALL!!!

So what is the winning number and distribution?? no hurry... it as show below :P




